Stella Artois - Transcript
Bertie enters a bikers' bar to escape from the pouring rain outside.
His glasses fog up... so he takes them off for a moment and squints
at the tough scene around him loud music and leather-dressed
guys playing pool.
Once he can see again, Bertie spies a tall cold glass of Stella
sitting on the bar. Not noticing (or ignoring) the burly biker for
whom the drink is intended, Bertie snatches it up and takes a long
Quite put out, the biker removes Bertie's glasses, places them
in the eye sockets of a handy nearby skull, and lifts Bertie up
by the collar. Unperturbed, Bertie exclaims, "Hé hé! Mijn thuis
is waar m'n Stella staat" (loosely translated: "My home is where
my Stella's at").
Agreeing with a laugh, the biker releases Bertie and slaps him
on the back. They're buddies now until, with a smug look,
Bertie drapes his arm around the biker's girl (the real-life girlfriend
of a Belgian rock star).